All around the Country and the Coast,
People always say, What do you like most.
I dont like to brag, I don't like to boast,
I always tell them, I like toast.
I get up in the morning about 6 a.m.,
Have a little jelly, Have a little jam.
Take a piece of bread, Put it in the slot,
Push down the lever and the wires get hot.
I get toast.
Now there's no secert to toasting prefection,
There's a dial on the side and you make your selection.
Push it to the dark or the light if it pops too soon press down again,
When the first caveman drove in from the drags,
Didn't know what would got with the bacon and the eggs.
Must've been a genius got it in his head,
Plug the toaster in the wall buy a bag of bread.
Ah oui monsiuer bonjour cacette,
Ah huh cresent au vous avec.
Maurice a Viler, Eiffel Tower,
Ah oui marie, bagette un flour.