I met him in a crowded room
Where people go to drink away their gloom
He sat me down and so began
The story of a charmless man
Educated the expensive way
He knows his claret from his beaujolais
I think he`d like to have been Ronnie Kray
But then nature didn´t make him that way
He went...

Na na na na na na na na naaa (2x)
He thinks he´s educated airs
Those family sharesWill protect him
That we´ll respect him
He moves in circles of friends
Who just pretend
That they like him
He does the same to them
And when you put it all together
There`s the model of a charmless man

Na na na na na na na na naaa (2x)
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He knows the swingers and their cavalry
Says he can get in anywhere for free
I began to go a little cross-eyed
And from this charmless man I just had to hide

Na na na na na na na na naaa (2x)
He talks at speed
He gets nose bleeds
He doesn´t see
His days are tumbling
Down upon him
And yet he tries so hard to please
He´s just so keen
For you to listen
But no-one´s listening
And when you put it all together
There´s the model of a charmless man

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He thinks he`s educated airs
Those family sharesWill protect him
That you`ll respect him
And yet he tries so hard to please
He`s just so keenFor you to listen
But no-one`s listenig
And when you put it all togetherThere`s the model of a charmless man

Na na na na na na na na naaa (4x)