It's Christmas eve and I've only wrapped two f****** presents
It's Christmas eve and I've only wrapped two f****** presents
And I hate, hate, hate your guts
I hate, hate, hate your guts
And I'll never talk to you again
Unless your dad will suck me off
I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my c***
I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
I'll never talk to you again
I'll never talk to you again

It's Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven f****** hot dogs
It's Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven f****** hot dogs
And he s*** s*** s*** his pants
He's alway's f****** s******* his pants
And I'll never talk to you again
Unless your dad will suck me off
I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my c***
I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
I'll never talk to you again
I'll never talk to you again
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