[Tom]
I want to fuck a dog in the ass
[Mark]
He wants to fuck a dog in the ass
[Tom]
I wanna fuck a dog
I tried to fuck your mom in the ass
Tried to fuck your dad in the ass
Could only find the dog....and his ass
[Mark and Tom]
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a dog
[Tom]
I tried to fuck a fucking pirate in the ass
[Mark]
Aargh me and me first mate asurvy cur
[Tom]
Tried to fuck a fucking pirate
But I've found the dog
[Mark, in Mexican accent]
Ah that was no pirate man that was thine own sister
[Mark]
It's a Mexican pirate
[Mark and Tom]
We want to fuck a dog in the ass
We want to fuck a dog in the ass
Wanna fuck a fucking dog
[Mark]
Fuck you