Said to myself, I'm the man I got a pocket full of money Certs in my mouth in case my breath gets kinda funky I saw this hottie staring right at me She kinda looks like that chick that did that video with Tommy Lee Oh man is she coming over? I gotta... Get this show on the road yea yea yea She said "Where have I seen you before And if you didn't like that one well I got about 20 more I need a mack diggedy daddy, ta take me out in his caddy And we can kick it till the briggedy briggedy break a dawn" I said "It sounds like fun, but I ain't widdit" "But if you're a good boy I just might let you uhh-ummm" "Hold my hand because I ain't about the wham bam thank you ma'am I hope ya understand that..."
I don't want Britney tonight And Salma, yea she's alright And I've seen Buffy and she don't slay me Cause baby you're just the type I'll stay up and talk to all night Would you be the star in my storybook life My storybook life
I drove her home and she was feeling kinda frisky I told her nighty night and then she asked if she could kiss me She said, "Don't you want to spend the night". And then she bit me on the ear I felt like I was in a Tyson fight Oh God she's losin' control now...So I said... I just want someone to hold, yea yea yea
Mariah, she ain't for me That brunette on V.I.P. She don't hold a candle to you Cause baby you're just the type I'll stay up and talk to all night Would you be the star in my storybook life
Baby you're just the type I can talk to all night Be the star in my storybook life
Sabrina, Felicity Meg Ryan, I won't lose sleep You can keep your Halle Berry Cause baby you're just the type For this show "Mrs. Right" You can be the star in my storybook life In my storybook life This is my storybook life