Now this is a difficult subject About something that's crazy Oh, what the heck They know they have something that people don't like And they still continue to disrespect
The thing I'm talkin' about is an essence A foreign fragrance with a presence That you can't see with the naked eye But to the nose it's a nuisance It comes in so many forms, it's camouflaged
And it will sneak upon you like espionage You might not know it cause it won't show it And you will swear it's just a mirage It can be with you when you're talkin' It will be so close, you think it's hawkin'
With a bit of a twang, it got its own slang Is even known in New York, and Everybody know what I'm sayin'
From here to the Himalayan If you don't know, you must be doo-doo This is what I'm sayin' About the dragon
I think i should go more into depth About a secret that is quiet as kept If you have it like Richochet Rabbit It can ruin your rep
There are ways of preventin' this Check your hygienist and your dentist You might think I'm messin', but this is a lesson Godliness is cleanliness
But if you think I'm misguiding you By sayin' there's somethin' inside of you That bothers everybody when you're at a party And your reactions to it is, "pee you!" You're sittin' there baffled and puzzled
Whatever you have, you wish you was muzzled But if you want a clue, between me and you It could be the beverage you guzzle But if you listen to me The diabolical energetical B The I-Z Mza-Mza-a-r-k-i-e I'm tryin a give you h-e-l-p So I'm a end it off like this Before you give somebody a kiss For the one you adore, check them before You get a crazy whiff Of the dragon
I once knew a guy by the name of Tock He was one of them kids from like around the block The kid was cool, had the right gear, and slim The only thing was wrong, he smelled like a gym In secret tellin' rumours, his right guard went left
And his band was playin' a song that was funky to def He was kickin' like Bruce Lee and Jim Kelly Word is bond, that kid was smelly Even if he would shower and shower Or sprinkle a day, wouldn't last for a hour
He would always wanna like hang around His underarms had bass with scents around I tried to tell him, but he just wouldn't listen He thought from my heart I was tryin' to diss him I started beatin' around the bush cause he thought I was naggin' I said, "Yo Tock, you got the dragon!"