(heaton/rotheray)
This is the awards for industry and free enterprise
So let me sit you down and tell you how I won first prize
I took on your free enterprise and your pretty little shops
Walked in with empty bags and walked out with the lot
So Ive come for my award, Ive come for my award
I thought Id come in person thats the least I can afford
Let hands be shook
Champagne poured
Sentence ignored
Yes. Ive come for my award
This is the awards for industry and free enterprise
Anyone want a gold watch in a ladies size?
Theres a few more round the back
I stole them from your shop
Weve got no more in silver, thats all that youd got
So Ive come for my award, Ive come for my award
I thought Id come in person thats the least I can afford
Let hands be shook
Champagne poured
Sentence ignored
Yes. Ive come for my award
I chatted with your guards and winked at roving eye
A thousand hidden cameras were searching cross the sky
But they didnt see me pinch them from underneath their eyes
So Ive come for my award, Ive come for my award
I thought Id come in person thats the least I can afford
Let hands be shook
Champagne poured
Sentence ignored
Yes. Ive come for my award
Jesus was my greatest accomplice
Jesus was my greatest accomplice
Jesus was my greatest accomplice
Yes, Ive come for my award
Hairdryer, overcoat, telly, dot-to-dot
Video, compact disc, theres nothing we forgot
Whilst I was busy smiling my father got the lot
Ive come for my award