Full color cover shot
Self magazine
Where the limos go
People start to scream
Shiny women on a yacht
These are things I ain't got

None of the above
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Top ten well dressed men
Every hair in place
Author, skier, millionaire
Epitome of taste
Always willing, always hot,
All these things I am not

None of the above

I wish I was invisible,
Intelligent or pretty
But I'm none of the above