Hmmmm Naughty Boy Presents Ok... Look I was wide awake Sitting up, I had my back to the headboard I was smoking a lil ciggerette to relax myself my head felt dead sore I was in Embassy backing off Blue Alize, Energized off Red Bull I was watchin this lil choong ting She said hi her names Tiffany from Bethnal Green Hi I'm Ash from Kensal Green, Actaully from Kensal Rise to be presice She looked at me up and down and said "Your seethrough Nikes are well cool" She introduced me to her friend Dawn I introduced her to my friend Shawn My game was on point like a pencil And we started to then talk and she was telling me... she was... Hold on wats she tellin me? NO! How can I not recollect man... Awwhh I musta been outta my mind I swear... I WAS SMASHED! Nahh man... Wats she tellin me? Nah Nah man... Oh OK now I remember! She was telling me she's going to Bristol to go to Uni in September All I remember was not carin'... Just Starin' At her exposed cleavage And thinkin' of gettin her back to the yard and taking off wat she was wearin' Two twos one yewt start swearin' Then one of dem south yewts bottled him... kicked him up on the floor Then after that... Yeh the ravers just aired him Promoter just locked it Girls grabbed their coats Phoned them when we got outside Asked them what we dared n' This is the 207... followed them back to thiers n'... I was like "kool but oioi 'cause man... gotta drive bruv... fuck... must of dropped me off innit Go to his tingz yard I was lipsin my tings yard lykk... Took off the La Senza Put on the Coni and just beauty... And I started sleepin Would you believe it started dreamin Thinkin that Rave was so tough And dis girl right is so buff! But her yard is frass! Haha... she's a sexy broke slut And then I though Hold upp This ain't your bed... Then I woke up! And then I thought Oh fuck! Arrghh Ashley your so fucked! If you go home try sneak in the bed I swear your wifeys gonna nuts You WASTEMAN! Come on last night why was you so drunk! It's got to 4 in the morning n' it's startin to get light outside you donut! I was soo hungover nd I sat up now I got this bitch on my shoulder I don't even smoke but grabbed a ciggerette slapped myself in the face got sober I'm gonna wait 5 minutes Pick my clothes up Dressed myself then phone up my bredrin nd say "Yo blad I beg u come get me I need to go home now" Waddyamean mann... Argh don't take the the piss blad Arghh for fu... Blad you my whipp though mann... Aiight fuck it... You know what meet me back in the ends I'll jump in a cab or somethin... HUH! Is this girl serious? This girls madd I swear... WAH! Get out of here man! Oi... Oi um... I'm gone yeh? Yeah boss... Yeah Yeah I need a cab innit... Kensal Rise? Ј40 are u mad!