I woke up this morning and I felt sick
There's something inside me
I felt it kick
Something's gone wrong
Something's gone wrong
I got a bad headache
I got the shakes
Nothing seems to sooth this tummy ache
Could it be so
No it can't be so

Steven page is having a baby
Steven page is having a baby
They said boys could never give birth

I´m feeling kinda special that I'm the one
To bring the world a daughter
Or maybe a son
Well either's just fine
As long as they're mine
And if it's a boy I'll call him godon
And if it's a girl I'll call her gordon
I just like the name gordon
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Steven page is having a baby
Steven page is having a baby
They said boys could never give birth

Steven page is playing a solo
Steven page is playing a solo
They said steve could never play jazz

And now it's time for the big morality quiz
Cause I don't know just who the father is
But I don't mind because all I want is a baby
All I want is a kid
Well maybe it's crazy, it might sound dumb
But will I be a daddy or will I be mum
Just call me steve
Just call me steve
And where will it come out when I give birth
Should I sell my story, how much is it worth
You won't belive, you just wouldn't believe

You won´t believe it really

Steven page is having a baby
Steven page is having a baby
They said boys could never give birth