Background noise: sipping beer, chorus of laughs and belches, general yooper noises
Lemmie tell ya dat And you know it's not so much the heat as it is the gosh darn humidity You know dat
You know when you sit there in the bed and you're just sweaty you know and you go to reach for the water on the nightstand and ya slide right out of bed, and the wife says "stop making so much noise you're waking me up, go to sleep"
Well lemmie tell ya Times like that make me feel like movin up north ya know Good idea Yeah I'd do it too
Course then I couldn't watch the Packers ya know, the Packers are Gosh I like the Packers, I'd do anything for the Packers Who can forget Vince Lombardi ya know, back in the glory years, not me boy Ya know
Yeah well anyhow Gettin to be that time of year eh?
Yeah I'm a deer hunter how do you do
I got this deer huntin rappin tale for you I'm so excited, it's my favorite time of year I love to freeze my buns chasin trophy deer But don't clap your hands to the stompin of the feet Cause ya he's like me he can't keep a steady beat no
I got this great big knife cause the hunting is my life It's my chance to drink beer and get away from the wife It's the boys night out acting stupidly
Say now baby baby don't you think maybe how bout you and me yeah Well we partied all night never made it to our bunks and I was sittin in the tree stand on the tree dead drunk Windmill blowin 45, temp thirty below, I was freezin to death, then it started to snow So I got down from the tree stand start headin for the truck And that's when I seen it there, the turdy point buck The turdy point buck? Turdy point buck (5x)
Well he was eight foot tall, weighed twelve thousand pounds, with every step there was a shakin' on the ground He was so rutiful so beautiful Strutted right out of my dreams, he was created by God just for outdoor magazines Now I'm not much for thinkin, no I don't do it often But I had an idea To put that turdy pointer in his coffin
Turdy point buck Hh Turdy point buck
I couldn't get to my grenades The howitzer was in the shop My stomache was tied into a monkey knot Ya my only hope was betty lou She was da one A combination ak-57 uzzie radar lasar triple barrel double scoped heat-seakin shotgun
Turdy point buck Hh Turdy point buck Turdy point buck
Ya dat the women clappin' the the back dere I gotta make dat
Well he was comin for me gettin bigger and bigger but my fingers were so frozen I could not pull the trigger I kicked off my boots fired with my big toe I was Dirty Harry, John Wayne, and G. I. Joe
Ya dat turday point buck was only 10 feet away Ya still I couldn't seem to hit him and he wouldn't run away And after 20 minutes when the smoke cleared There were hunters on the ground and the world's biggest deer Standing tall and proud, he looked at me and yawned (ohhhhhhh dear) And then a flash of white, and there he was, gone
[cryin and burpin]
Well seven men got up and then one fell down A big lump of blaze orange, shakin on the ground At first I thought he was one of the boys But it was a no brother good in law man from illinois
Only cheese-heads in here, right boys? Send him back on the next plane ya know
Did ya see the turdy pointer? Did ya see the turdy pointer? Did ya see the turdy pointer? Did ya see the turdy pointer?
As we jumped into da truck Sayin I'm gonna get that turdy point buck Yeah I'm gonna get that turdy point buck