Is Dexter ill, Is Dexter ill, Is Dexter ill
Is Dexter ill today, Mr Kirk, Dexter's in school
I'm afraid he's not, Miss Fishborne
Dexter's truancy problem is way out of hand
The Baltimore County school board have decided to expel
Dexter from the entire public school system

Oh Mr Kirk, I'm as upset as you to learn of Dexter's truancy
But surely, expulsion is not the answer!
I'm afraid expulsion's the only answer
It's the opinion of the entire staff that Dexter is criminally insane

That boy needs therapy, psychosomatic,
That boy needs therapy, purely psychosomatic
That boy needs therapy
Lie down on the couch. What does that mean?
You're a nut! You're crazy in the coconut!
What does that mean? That boy needs therapy
I'm gonna kill you, that boy needs therapy
Play the kazoo, let's have it tune
Now when I count three
That, that, that, that, that boy- boy needs therapy
He was white as a sheet
And he also made false teeth

Avalanches above, business continues below as (below as)
Did I ever tell you the story about
Cowboys-- And mi- midgets and the indians and
Fron- Frontier Psychiatrist
I, I felt strangely hypnotized
I was in another world, a world of twenty thousand girls
And milk, And rectangles, to an optometrist, a man with a golden eyeball
And tighten your buttocks, pour juice on your chin
I promise my girlfriend I'd-- the violin (violin)

Frontier Psychiatrist
Frontier, frontier, frontier, frontier
Frontier, frontier, frontier, frontier
Frontier, frontier, frontier, frontier

That boy needs therapy, psychosomatic
That boy needs therapy, purely psychosomatic
That boy needs therapy
Lie down on the couch, what does that mean?
You're a nut! You're crazy in the coconut!
What does that mean? That boy needs therapy
I'm gonna kill you, that boy needs therapy
Ranagazoo, let's have a tune
Now when I count three
That, that, that, that, that boy- boy needs therapy
He was white as a sheet
And he also made false teeth

Frontier Psychiatrist

Can you think of anything else that talks, other than a person?
Uhm (uhm), a bird? Yeah!
Sometimes a parrot talks.
(Hello, hello)
Ha ha ha ha ha
Yes, some birds are funny when they talk.
Can you think of anything else?
Uhm, The record? (record?)
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