Wakko: Maybe we are dogs Cute little dogs with ears Woof woof! (pant) And little tails that we can wag Hey! Let's go fetch his slippers and play tag! Drsns: Hey, get off of me!
Dot: Maybe I'm a cat Whaddaya think of that? A lovely cat that all the world adores And here's my kitty paws With little kitty claws Which I like to sharpen on your couch! Drsns: Augghh! That's not funny!
Yakko: Maybe I'm a bunny Hopping 'round here happy as I please Or penguins and it's cold, which makes you sneeze.
Yakko: I've got it! Of course! Maybe I'm a horse I can live on oats and hay And laugh and run and jump and play And you can ride on me all day! Drsns: No way!
Dot: Hey, maybe I'm a skunk Drsns: Oh boy, you really stink! Yakko: A dinosaur might be some fun Drsns: But then you'd be extinct. Dot: Maybe we're all insects Wakko: Do you like bugs and bees? Drsns: You kids are buggy in the head Yakko: Maybe we're giant fleas!
Dot: Maybe an electric eel Wakko: Or a seal Dot: Get real! Hey wait a minute, I've got it now Drsns: You do?! Dot: Yes, I do. Yw+D: We're not bees and we're not cats Or bugs or horses or things like that. What we are is clear and absolute! What we are, dear doctor... Dot: Is cute! Yw+D: Mmmmwah! Drsns: I'm sorry I asked.