Drsns: Wake up! It's late! It's twenty minutes after eight Everyone get up; it's time to go Up and at 'em now Come on; shake a leg Have some juice and scrambled egg On the floor and out the door Let's get on our way.
Dot: Hey, watch out! Yakko: What's the matter? Dot: You almost knocked me off the ladder Yakko: No I didn't Dot: Yes you did; I almost fell Yakko: Don't exaggerate Dot: I'm not Yakko: Yeah, right Dot: Are you trying to pick a fight? Yakko: Will you get out of my face?! Dot: Well, you're always in my space Drsns: Hey get off each other's case Because we're trying to get along.
Wakko: I want pancakes Or a waffle This tastes awful Is that all we've got? Can't find my clothes And I need to blow my nose And my socks are full holes And my shoelace has a knot.
Dot: That's my toothbrush Yakko: No it's not Dot: Well, it's sitting in my slot Yakko: No it isn't; this is mine and that one's yours Dot: Well, you're standing in my way Yakko: Yeah, that's tough Drsns: Alright now that's enough Everybody get your stuff Because we're going out the door.
Drsns: Every time we get into the car It's so much work It takes us twenty minutes While you're driving me berserk With your playing und your jumping Und your running all about When I finally get you inside You always lock me out!
Dot: I'm mad, I'm mad I'm really, really, really mad You poked me with your elbow in my side Yakko: No I didn't! Dot: Yes you did Yakko: Nuh-uh Dot: You did And I'm just a little kid You're lying; don't deny it Yakko: Oh, I'm gonna hit you Dot: Yeah, just try it Drsns: Will both of you be quiet 'Cause we're driving in a car!
Dot: Ow, he hit me! Yakko: Ow, she bit me! Dot: He said he's gonna "get me" Yakko: No I didn't Dot: Yes you did! Drsns: Alright that's it; now I forbid Either one of you to say another word!
Wakko: Are we there yet? I'm tired. I'm hungry. How far? My nose is snotty Need to move my body Gotta use the potty Better stop the car.
Dot: Stop it! Yakko: No, you stop it Drsns: Why can't you both just drop it? Dot: Well, he started it Yakko: Oh, yeah, I'm really sure, uh-huh Dot: Na-ah Yakko: Uh-uh Dot: It's your fault Yakko: No it's not. Your leg is in my spot Drsns: Yakko you be quiet Und that goes for you too, Dot!
Drsns: Every time we take a trip It's always just the same With the fighting und the biting Und the calling all those names Then there's pushing und there's shoving Und there's scratching on the neck When we finally get to where we're going Everyone's a wreck!
Dot: I'm mad, I'm mad Wakko: Are we there yet? I'm really, really, really mad I'm tired. You poked me with your elbow in my side I'm hungry. Yakko: No I didn't! How far? Dot: Yes, you did, you did My nose is snotty And I'm just a little kid Need to move my body Drsns: Will both of you be quiet Got to use the potty 'Cause we're driving in a car! Better stop the car.
Drsns: We're here, we're here Doesn't anybody want to give a cheer? Yakko: You mean this is where we're all gonna spend the day? Dot: At the circus?! Wakko: Hey, guys, look! They got rides! Drsns: Now you're satisfied? Alright, everyone inside And let's have some fun, okay?
Dot: I'm glad, I'm glad What a really great time we had Did you see those lions and those tigers Weren't they neat? Drsns: Are you happy now? Dot: We are; thanks a lot I'm sorry that we fought From now on I'll get along Yakko: That's alright, Dot; I was wrong Drsns: Ah that's nice, now come along Let's all get in the car.
Dot: You can take the seat you like You're always so gallant Yakko: Ah, thank you, Dot, but ladies first You take the seat you want Drsns: Everybody's happy now We've had a real good day Und now it's time to go back home So let's be on our way.
Dot: You hit me Yakko: No I didn't Dot: Yes you did. Stop it! Yakko: No, you stop it Dot: Move your leg Yakko: No, you move your leg Dot: You started it Yakko: No I didn't, you did Dot: No I didn't, you did Yakko: So what? Dot: You always start it! Yakko: Don't you cross that line! Dot: You're not the boss of me! Yakko: This is where the line is, right here! Dot: Oh yeah? Since when? Get out of my face! I'm the boss here! Yakko: Dr Scratchansniff, she started it!