Yo I rock peas on my head but don't call me a pea head. Bees on my head but don't call me a bee head. Bruce Lee's on my head but don't call me a lee head. Now please excuse me I gots to get my tree fed. You wear name brands but I make my own clothing. I hang out with an apple who loves self loathing. "I hate myself." Pancake on my face makes me extra happy. I like shampoo bottles that sit on my lappy. 'cause it's my show. You can't tell me what to do. When life hands me lemons I make beef stew. So yo I gotta go. It's time for me to rock it. I put bologna in my left pocket. Smear some cream cheese in my gold locket. 'cause it's my show. I'm Andy Milonakis. It's my show. I'm Schmandy Schmiloschmakis. It's my show. I'm Andy Milonakis.
The Andy Milonakis Theme Song Lyrics