We spoke to God
Jesus loves you
But we need a story to sell
Just blame it all on your porn Ted
Upstairs hiding in a Christian home
On a platform you parade in filth
I think we've all got you wrong Ted
Deep down you're just a passionate guy
You can't let it get you down Ted
Come on don't make Jesus cry
[Chorus] x2
Hey
My friend Ted
Watching porn up in heaven
Hey
My friend Ted
Watching porn
[Chorus] x2
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