Coach says I'm real good Best kid in the neighborhood Looks like I got a future ahead of me Startin' quarterback number 13 Mom and dad are so proud of me I'm down with the cool kids, oh yeah.
(CHORUS) You know I'm cool The chicks dig me And it's okay I get replaced, but it's alright 'Cause they all know...
I'm on the football team Na na na na na (x3) I'm on the football team Na na na na na (x3) I'm on the football team
Now im gettin chicks left and right They're lining up for Saturday night Just to go down on me, oh yeah. And when I walk down the hall All of the nerds and geeks fall Down on their knees and worship me..
"Hey dad! Guess what!" "what's that, son?" "I'm on the football team!" "Well jiminy in the buckhole."
Na na na na na, Na na na na na, Na na na na na I'm on the football team (x4)