Eve's mouth hurts from trying not to laugh At some joke some scholar made About her being someone's half It was a joke, a lie, exaggeration, a fib And now you all believe I came from his rib
She screams at the top of her lungs: "I'm whole! I'm body, I'm heart, I'm mind, I'm soul"
Well, Queen Victoria gave her daughter some advice As her daughter shook and trembled on her wedding night Queen Victoria, she said to her daughter: "Baby, lie still and think of the Empire!" And her husband, though kind and mild He never stopped to wonder why she never smiled
Little Red Riding Hood was walking down the trail, She was carrying the goodies, Thought "They'll go stale" So, she ate 'em all up and that was that Then, she threw them all up, fear of getting fat Cause even Red Riding Hood reads magazines, The ones prescribing diets for pre-teens
Now, we've got Cinderella, she's chilling at home Quite content with being alone She is playing with the mice and singing with the birds And they're the only ones who ever heard these words She said "I'll get in the damn pumpkin. Do it all right Weep and lose my slipper, freak out at midnight But there's one thing that the prince might not like It's the Fairygod I'm afte, I'm a dyke. "
She screams at the top of her lungs "I'm whole, I'm body, I'm heart, I'm mind, I'm soul" She screams at the top of her lungs "I'm whole, I'm body, I'm heart, I'm mind, I'm soul"
So we've got Snow White, she's a homemaker of sorts Cause she cleans and she cooks and she takes care of dwarves One day, I said "Snow White, go back to school" She said "No, I can't, I'd feel like a fool You know, it's hard for us women to try to be ourselves We spend our whole damn lives taking care of little elves
Now, Helen of Troy, they say, launched a thousand ships With the short of her skirt and the shape of her lips And when that old bard lay the blame at her face For the rape of a nation Wrong time, Wrong place Helen simply whispered, "history's our test Look between the lines, girls, Read beneath the text. "
Now we've got to Rapunzel, she's chilling in the tower Waiting for the handsome prince She's sapped of all her power Finally, one day, the handsome prince in town Called up to Rapunzel, "Yo girl, let it down!" But our dear Rapunzel was nowhere to be seen, Yes our dear Rapunzel had learned something keen "All that time alone kinda taught me how to cope, So I shaved my head and I made me a rope! "
She screams at the top of her lungs, "I'm whole, I'm body, I'm heart, I'm mind, I'm soul" She screams at the top of her lungs, "I'm whole, I'm body, I'm heart, I'm mind, I'm soul" She screams.