I remember when there were only 150 of you Well, technically 151 if you are counting Mew, but I digress I guess I spent the best years of my little life Surfing Cinnabar Island to get 126 Revives And I miss the Pokйmon Center I miss it's music too And the way that Snorlax looked like Lapras on water Pokйmon, what happened to you?
In the old days, you only got one form of every kind I could name all the Gym Leaders, didn't even have to try But now you've shown me Team Galactic and Dark and Steel and eggs Oh I want my Red and Blue back when Ditto wasn't used for sex I miss the cycling road, don't you know I miss the music too And I can't believe you used to be in black and white Pokйmon, what happened to you
Now Legendary means nothing to me Because one-of-a-kind creatures add up to over thirty And I only want three choices for my Eevee I don't want a rival if his name is not Gary
And how the hell do you pronounce Sweecoon, Sooisine, Sweesign, Sooisoon, I don't know
I miss holding down the B button when I thought it made it easier I miss surfing to the truck and using Strength to try and move it I miss watching my Charmander evolve into a Charmeleon I don't accept your Leaf Green, they'll always be Red and Blue to me
Yesterday I dreamt I was surrounded by Unown The spelled the words "I'm sorry on behalf of Nintendo We don't get Poffins either, and SuperContests are so-so And the Pokйdex was fine, it didn't need a radio" I miss the Team Rocket hideout And I miss the music too And why have shinies if they're so impossible to find Pokйmon, what happened to you Pokйmon, what happened to you
And I'll never again experience that joy of mine Because you are incompatible with my brand new DSi