[Adam Sandler]:
And now the excited Southerner gets to meet his favorite film actor, Mel Gibson.
[Man]:
Mr. Gibson? I'm sorry to bother you sir but this gentleman is a big fan and he
Just wanted to say hello.
[Excited Southerner]:
Well I... I can't... Believe... I'm in the... Laser disc... Mr. Gibson... I... I
... I... Such a... Got to... I... Braveheart was... You... You're... Got your
Autograph... With a 8X10 gloss... Your face was burnt though... Tina
Turner... Singing a song to the... Mama... Mother... Mother... Loves you too... Got
To... Bird On the Water... Not such a good picture but... You made up for it with
The Mad Max... Got a... Mail... Mail was very... Got so much going... And the koala
Bears... Got... I'm a big fan... Golden Globe awards... If maybe the people's
Choice...
[Man]:
Alright. That's enough. I'm sorry Mel let me get this moron outta here.
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