Baby, you're so overweight
Baby, you're my one
Baby, you're an old pig, fat
Looking for someone

Creambuns...Fat Fun
Yeah!...Fat Fun!

You look like a fucking walrus
Laying on the beach
You're too fat to clean yourself
You're just my porky pig!

Creambuns...Fat Fun
Yeah!...Fat Fun!

One day girl I'm gonna take you out
And I'll stuff your mouth
Baby I'll sew up your mouth
Till your stomach squeals

Creambuns...Fat Fun
Yeah!...Fat Fun!!!
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