Chilly Minnesota, look out my back door and I see snow
Silly Minnesota, look out my back door, a mosquito
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Florida doesn't have snow, that's where I least want to go
Florida sucks!

Florida's probably my least favorite place in the world
But one thing I can say for it: it has girls!