Spiderman thought he was bad
He was screwing my day up
He was bothering my girlfriend
He tried to con her out of 70 dollars
I whipped Spiderman's ass
I whipped Spiderman's ass
I whipped Spiderman's ass
I whipped Spiderman's ass
Spiderman messed with my girlfriend
Spiderman wrapped his arms around her with my bedroom door closed
Suddenly, I opened the bedroom door on Spiderman's sneaky ass
I caught him kissing my girlfriend and beat him to a pulp with a rubber hose
I whipped Spiderman's ass
I whipped Spiderman's ass
I whipped Spiderman's ass
I whipped Spiderman's ass
Spiderman beat the hell out of me
He webbed me and knocked me to the floor
I tore out of his web and threw him against the radiator
Spiderman was being such a stupid jerk!
I whipped Spiderman's ass
I whipped Spiderman's ass
I whipped Spiderman's ass
I whipped Spiderman's ass
Rock over London
Rock on Chicago
Napa, it's the parts store
