V: Brenda how we gonna get to the party?
Call up Jimmy. He's got a car.
And what if a girl answers?
Hang up nothin' Jimmy said I was his girl
Honey don't you know everyones Jimmy's girl
Brenda I know better then anybody
Well if a girl answers don't hang up just talk about it
Hello - this is Vanity is Jimmy home
Yes but he's taking a shower
Oh I see did he just take out the trash
No that was something he use to do now he's taking out me
Oh I see well tell him he left his pants over here last night
that's ok you keepem' he wont be needing them tonight
Oh whats the matter is he going swimming
Why no we was gonna go but he said he did that last night
Well sugar I know about a great party, why don't you bring us your car
So sorry baby I never go to singles bars
Single is that what you think, Tramp I'm taking your dad
Oh he died about 7 years back now aint that just to bad
Well that's how we like them, tall stiff and ready. That's positivly more then I can say for dead Jimmy
that's because he was swollowing vitamin E now he's swollowing me
Oh you mean you were swollowing him, why don't you just tie a mattress to your back
I'm gonna need it cause if I ever see your face I'm gonna fall and have a heart attack
All that's gonna fall is the wig off your head.. Now what ya think about that
I think I'd rather wear a wig then run a motel for roaches, ants and lice, dogs and cats in my hat
Hey that's gone to far here give me the phone
Hey tramp take a bath and puke.
Whats more you can kiss where the sun don't shine, if that don't work we can duke.
You see the only kind of man that would play with you is one that plays with himself
None of my friends can stand the sight of you, much less the smell.
If I wasnt a lady I would take my money and buy you a brand new face
then take my underwear and stick in your mouth and you would love it
Cause you got no taste.
And if that don't work call back your dead daddy and show him what you look like now
Honey I bet he'd never come back cause you one ugly cow.
Girl you tell your boyfriend Jimmy he can go get hit by a car
cause as far as I can see he can't afford to buy the beat of this star
There is two things we can't stand
Ones a jive talk man
the other is a jive talk man with no money
Can you dig it