It's a lonesome strecth out on Highway 9
Just another semi moving up from behind
Eyes are getting heavy, brain's about to bust
When a light comes shining through the diesel dust
It's that mudflap girl
Flashing in my headlight beams
That little mudflap girl
Shining like a midnight dream
Hey where are you going?
I guess you're going my way
I know you can't hear me talking
Still I just gotta say
You look so damned s*** sitting there
With your chrome steel curves
And your long chrome hair
Hey mudflap girl
Flashing in my headlight beam
I'll follow you around the world
You are my midnight dream
You pack no suitcase, you wear no dress
You ask no questions, you answer yes
You see no evil, you tell no lies
'Cause you have no mouth and you have no eyes
Hey mudflap girl
Flashing in my headlight beam
I'll follow you around the world
You are my midnight dream
Blacktop angel goddess, Queen of wanderlust
May your perfect body never turn to rust
Wherever you may be going
Don't ever lose that shine
Gotta keep them big wheels rolling
Straight down Highway 9