She's got a great body
And a beautiful face
But still she's got to excrete her waste
"It can't be true", lots of smitten men think
But when she comes out of the bathroom
She leaves behind a really big stink
Natalie Portman poops
Natalie Portman poops
How could that pretty princess from the Star Wars series
Create a stinky poop that brings people to tearies?
She's got delicate hands, she's just my type
I can't believe she uses those hands to wipe
But she does
Natalie Portman poops
Natalie Portman poops
When I see a pretty celebrity
All dressed up on my TV
It seems that they can't be human like me
That they don't ever have to poop, puke, or pee
But they do
Natalie Portman poops
Natalie Portman poops
She's got this great body and an incredible face
But that doesn't mean that she doesn't have to excrete her waste
Look at those delicate hands, she's just my type
I can't believe she uses those hands to wipe
But she does
Natalie Portman poops
Natalie Portman poops
Natalie Portman poops
Natalie Portman poops
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