I think it's kinda funny how ya think you're fuckin cool
Sean thinks you're a dingbat N' Doug thinks you're a tool
Well I see your band on T. V.
Yer not what I wanna be
I'm just glad you are, and I'm not
Cause you're a twat
I hate your fuckin make-up and your pants are P. V. C.
You pull into the city in your brand new S. You. V.
Well I see you on mtv
Yer not what I wanna be
I'm just glad you are, and I'm not
Cause you're a twat
You fuckin sell-out, don't wanna hear ya pout
On how much dough you spend on coke
Pay-o-la's got you there. Go clean your underwear
You know you're such a fucking joke