Hey I can do the dishes
And I can climb your walls
And I can clean out my stitches with rubbin' alcohal
Hey I can paint your eyelids and you'll be so pristine
And I can keep your eyes shut
To keep you nice and clean
I am your dirty k-k-
I am your dirty k-k-
I am your dirty k-k-
I am your dirty king
Yeah-ya-ya
I am your dirty king
Hey I can be your boyfriend
And I can be your all
And I'll keep all your secrets
Inside the bedroom walls
Well I can be so humble
And you'll be so naive
And I can be the motor hey
You'll be the gasoline
I am your dirty k-k-
I am your dirty k-k-
I am your dirty k-k-
I am your dirty k-k-
I am your dirty king
Yeah-ya-ya
I am your dirty king
I am your dirty king
Yeah-ya-ya
I am your dirty king
I am your dirty k-k-
I am your dirty k-k-
I am your dirty k-k-
I am your dirty king
Yeah-ya-ya
I am your dirty king
I am your dirty king
Yeah-ya-ya
I am your dirty king
I am your dirty k-k-
I am your dirty k-k-
I am your dirty-hugh
