Carlos, Walter, Wendy, Stanley Lyrics

Walter never graduated, ever,
Wendy, did he ever ask her? Did he?
Carlos, Walter, Wendy, Stanley

Wendy, was the operator, later,
Delia, said she wasn't proper, clocked her
Carlos, Walter, Wendy, Stanley

I went to her degree show and she says I have it heavy,
The show was a disaster, it was heavy heavy heavy