[Chorus:]
I ain't mad at you
Don't be mad at me
I ain't mad at you
Don't be mad at me
One and one is two
Two and one is three
I pawned my pistol
I pawned my watch and chain
Yes, I did, I pawned my pistol
I pawned my watch and chain
I went home to Roberta
Cause Roberta can't sign her name
That's right
[Repeat chorus]
I'm going to the river where
The water goes round and round
Said I'm going to the river where
The water goes round and round
If I can't find Roberta
Gonna jump overboard and drown
[Repeat chorus 2x]
One and one is two
Two and one is three
One more time
One and one is two
Two and one is three