(dead, dead, dead, dead, damn stir! Damn stir!)
Dead, dead, dead, is my pet hamster,
And, and, and, his name was Lamster.
How I miss, miss him so,
But he just, had to go.
He was such a smart one,
He always had some fun.
Unlike, different from, smarter than...
I loved him, more than I love you,
He had, so much to do to do too-too.
Weeeea-waaaaao-whooooa-whyyyyya-whyayay? (don't you see?)
There is n-n-n-n-nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn-ooooo-a-o-a-o-a-o-a-e-i-o-you,
Are driving me crazy, you, are just being, lazy!
Don't leave me Lamster,
My favorite hamster,
Cuz you're my only hamster,
And I hate that damn stir...
Yes... The stir that killed you myyyyyyy...
Lamster! (The!) Ham! (The!) Ster! (My!) Hamster!
(Lamster the Hamster, I will always love you. I will never forget you.
You live, in my heart.)