Intro Lyrics

The United States in 1997,
The President of the United States,
The leader of the Free World.
Whitewater,
Chinese contributions laundered into the Democratic National Committee,
Dead attorneys,
Scandals left and right,
Missing files,
And what are we preoccupied with?
What to name is dog.
The United States in 1997,
With the President of the United States a Crooked Figurehead