A lot of things I've never seen
Are now in every magazine
So many things I've never known
On all the latest t.v. shows
Anything that's too extreme
You'll find it on the movie screen
And everything that's overblown
On all the greatest videos
What a nice surprise
When you realize
You've been "hip"-notized
The latest craze is underway
You may find it strange- that's why I say
Hey-it's always something
Yeah- never nothing
I'll tell you one thing
It's always something
Now I know I'll never know
Until it's on the Springer Show
I think it's catching up to me
I'm naked on a d.v.d.?
What a nice surprise
Then you realize
You've been advertised
The latest phase is underway
You might find it strange- that's what I say
Hey- it's always something
Yeah- better than nothing?
I'll tell you one thing
There's always something
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