Johnny 'whooped' and threw up his hands
And said it doesn't get much better than this
Janey found a tarnished heart
And threw me a desperate kiss
And I was trying every lock
To try to find a key that would fit
I grabbed my hat, picked up my shoes
Collected everything I could use
And I made my way out alive with the Woodshed Blues
Johnny kneeled and measured his feet
For the idiot's hall of fame
Janey shined a tarnished heart
And told Cupid to take game
And I raised a toast to Peggy Lee
'cause there had to be more to this game
I grabbed my hat, picked up my shoes
Collected everything I could use
And I made my way out alive with the Woodshed Blues
I grabbed my hat, picked up my shoes
Collected everything I could use
And I made my way out alive with the Woodshed Blues
Johnny finally got a clue
And he headed far around the bend
And Janey put away her heart
And moved in with a very good friend
And I put my toes in the water
And I jumped back in again
I got my hat, picked up my shoes
Collected everything I could use
And I made my way out alive with the Woodshed Blues
