Mussenheimer, Wassenheimer, Schottenheimer polka,
Marty's gameplan is the baddest, that's no joke-a,
No go fixing not a thing if it's not broke-a,
Mussenheimer, Wassenheimer, Schottenheimer polka.
Chiefs will kick it off and send it sailing through the clouds,
Gunther's got your special teams, to do your brother proud.
Bill un Dan be showing off, it might excite the crowd,
The ref will drop his hankie if he thinks that we're too loud.
Defense pumped up to the max, they're such a rowdy bunch,
Derrick n' Neil, wheelin' dealin', eat the QB's lunch,
Lewis and Carter make it harder with a one-two punch,
O happy day, a busted play, it's more than just a hunch.
Mussenheimer, Wassenheimer, Schottenheimer polka,
Marty's gameplan is the baddest, that's no joke-a,
No go fixing not a thing if it's not broke-a,
Mussenheimer, Wassenheimer, Schottenheimer polka.
(AH HA HA HA! )
Joe, Szott, and Birden gonna spread it 'cross the field,
Marcus gonna mix it up, a 10+ yardage yield!
Defenders fall like french fries that have all been diced and peeled,
They'll beg for mercy when the final weapon is revealed.
Eins! Zwei! Drei! Funf!
Make that point good!
Kickoff, field goal, extra point,
Nail it und big yardage joint!
Mussenheimer, Wassenheimer, Schottenheimer polka,
Marty's gameplan is the baddest, that's no joke-a,
No go fixing not a thing if it's not broke-a,
Mussenheimer, Wassenheimer, Schottenheimer polka.
Mussenheimer (Mussenheimer! ), Wassenheimer (Wassenheimer! ), Schottenheimer
Polka
Und der Schatzi, what a guy, ya? (Ya! )
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