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It was a beautiful day, and everyone was excited
There was a picnic and the whole Nintendo crew was invited
Luigi stood up and said,

[Luigi (Danny Sexbang):]
Listen, everyone, I love you guys
You are my best friends in the world, you make me glad to be alive!

[Announcer (Markiplier):]
Excuse me!
Hi there, I'm the announcer for a fun new family game
It's called Super Smash Brothers

That sounds nice, how do we play?

Well, first I'm gonna warp you into a world of hate and war
Where you'll assault everyone you have ever known and loved before!

I don't think I wanna do that.

Oh come on, it'll be a bash.
Now grab all your little friends, 'cause it is time for us to MOTHERFUCKING SMASH!

[Danny Sexbang:]

Wait, no

[Danny Sexbang:]
Let's go!
Kick the shit out of your friends!

That's not cool

[Danny Sexbang:]
Have a blast as you beat their ass
And then they're forced to clap for you in the end! (3 2 1 SMASH!)
Mario (Hey bro!) your chode
Has been destroyed, 200% (I need that chode!)

Can't we all just get along?

[Danny Sexbang:]
Abso-fucking-lutely not you gotta SMASH!

The crowd was destroyed, hundreds of bystanders dead
Kirby held Donkey Kong captive in his huge disgusting head
Fox said:

[Fox (Egoraptor):]
Hey Mario, stop crying, just psyche up and fight instead

I'm Luigi, all these bloodstains make my overalls look red!

Sonic looked tough till Link kicked him in the stuff
The madness of cold-blooded murder'd overtaken Jigglypuff!
He blasted Bowser to infinity with one massive-ass hit
And then he took three Falcon Punches like it wasn't even shit!

Is the time almost over? I can't tell, my face is mashed.

Don't worry Luigi the clock says 4 3 2 (Oh no) 1 SMASH!

[Danny Sexbang:]

This blows.

[Danny Sexbang:]
You know
When Mario and Peach team up you are screwed (You're my own BROTHER! )
Pikachu's way less fuckin' cute when he is trying to electrocute you! (Pika PIII! )
Samus (What do you want! ) is pissed
You got a small amount of dirt on her suit (Oh you're dead, bitch.)

That is the last goddamn straw...

Oh shit, I think Luigi's gonna fucking SMASH!

Hey look at me now!
I'm beating up friends
I have no regrets, this is the fucking best!
Yes I can see now
We're having fun in the end!
Now it all makes sense

I guess just because we smash each other doesn't mean we're not brothers. [punch] Aah! Mario, you suck!

[Mario (Egoraptor):]
Bite me!
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