There's a cat on the counter
He's making a sandwich
It's kinda weird but the strangest thing is,
He's not my kitty but he looks like he knows what to do
So I said hey kitty would you make me a sandwich too
The meat's in the in the fridge, I'll have bologna,
Hold the mayo, mustard only
A little butter, put it on whole wheat please
Forget about the pepper, you know it only makes me sneeze
Ah choo!!
Chorus:
Well I've eaten lunch with a real cool cat,
Not many people can say they've done that,
Where he came from, I don't have a hunch,
But man that deli cat makes a tasty lunch.
I sunk my teeth into that brown bread,
I took a sip of milk and I said,
"You're sandwiches taste mmm... Mmm... Good"
He winked at me and said "They taste just the way they should"
Chorus
Now we had such a good lunch that day,
We get together on every Wednesday,
Me and that cat got a real sweet deal,
I buy the food and he prepares the meals.
Well I've eaten lunch with a real cool cat,
Not many people can say they've done that,
Where he came from, I don't have a hunch,
But man that deli cat makes a tasty...
He makes it ooo so... Tasty
That deli at makes a tasty lunch.
(Sit Boo Boo sit, good cat)
