(copyright Steven Cavanagh 1993-2002)
He has bat-wing ears of ridiculous size
And he looks like a duck with detachable eyes
And he's only around for the comic relief
He speaks like a child, and he's only a gungan to me.
He's the galaxy's most irrepressable loser
Introduces himself saying "whosa are yousa?"
Why Anakin likes him, I really can't see
Walks like a cartoon, and he's only a gungan to me
He, makes a fool of himself
Always bumbling around
Such a brainless reptile.
Oh, I can't figure him out
But I'm not taken in
By that big goofy smile
Our sense of absurd is what's caused all the teasin'
He's a general for no understandable reason
And his own people banished him, 'cause they could see
That he's clumsy, and stupid, he's only a gungan to me.
He, can't take care of himself
If he happened to die
I don't think that I'd mourn.
Oh, I once told Qui-Gon Jinn
My opinion of him
A "pathetic life form"
He fried his own brain while retrieving a tool
He always tries hard to be somebody's fool
And he won't be here in twenty years, I forsee
So I'm hoping like you that he dies in part two,
Cause he's only a gungan to me.