Elfie Schlegel Lyrics

Pulled a muscle
Popped a joint
My useless body
is falling apart
I used to be limber
I used to have finesse
Now I'm just a pencil neck

But it wasn't always this way
I remember way back in the day
I used to somersault like Elfie Schlegel
Coming off the uneven bars

Saw my chiropractor
My questions he did answer
Said I better take care
Better get some MediCare
I'm not getting younger
so said my doctor
I'm no spring chicken pigeon

But it wasn't always this way
I remember way back in the day
I used to somersault like Elfie Schlegel
Doing her floor exercise routine