She's like
Look at this pollution
Man
It's turning us to plastic
We won't even have to wait for ai
Isn't that fantastic
We're like the borg but more bored
Data but more lore
Oh
Emotions such a chore
Just command me like you're
Brain dead but breast fed
Megabytes straight from that mothership internet
When my computer goes to sleep
I guarantee it dreams of me
Nobody knows me better than my search history
We share a special bond
History’s all logged
Won’t forget me when I’m gone
Even though I can only type like 30 words a minute
I’m high speed
I’m testy
I’m a blessing to the word processor
With some real boy feelings
Oh please
Here’s my pledge of allegiance
To the kids I can already hear making fun of this
I respect a good quip
In fact
I’m looking forward to reading it
She’s like
Look at this delusion
Man
It’s turning us erratic
We’ve lost all our sense of patience
Now
It’s that just tragic
To a modem spitting static
A new language has plagued us
Yada yada yada
Shut up I’m trying to stream this
Imagine who we’d be
At the start of any other century
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
I’m high speed
I’m testy
I’m a blessing to the word processor
With some real boy feelings
Oh please
Here’s my pledge of allegiance
To the kids I can already hear making fun of this
I respect a good quip
In fact
I’m looking forward to reading it
Here’s my pledge of allegiance
To the kids I can already hear making fun of this
I liked the older shit
Whatever happened to single mothers