Conspiracy Lyrics

I have a theory to explain
Why my bad luck gets worse each day - it? Easy
Someone must be out to get me - it? A diabolic scheme
This conspiracy is giving me the creeps? The big conspiracy

It? Just coincidence you say
When I go out it always rains - believe me
Someone? Playing games with my brain? It? A diabolic scheme
This conspiracy is giving me the creeps? The big conspiracy
Now i? Ready to believe the big conspiracy

Someone must be out to get me - it? A diabolic scheme
This conspiracy is giving me the creeps? The big conspiracy
Now i? Ready to believe the big conspiracy
Are you ready to believe