Gertrude:
Doodoo... Doodoo... Doodoo... Do do do do do
There once was a girl bird
Named Gertrude Mcfuzz
And she had the smallest
Plain tail ever was.
One droopy droop feather
That's all that she had
And, oh, that one feather
Made Gertrude so sad.
She curled it, she dyed it,
She gave it a puff
She decked it with flowers
But it wasn't enough
For no matter what
It just was what it was
A tail that simply wasn't meant
To catch the eye of an elephant
The one-feather tail of
Miss Gertrude Mcfuzz.
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