Jd: Let's face the facts about me and you, our love unspecified
Though I'm proud to call you "chocolate bear"
The crowd will always talk and stare.
Turk: I feel exactly those feelings too
And that's why I keep them inside
'cause this bear, can't bare the world disdain
And sometimes is easier to hide.
Jd & Turk: Than explain our guy love, that's all it is
Guy love he's mine I'm his
There's nothing gay about it in our eyes.
Turk: You ask me 'bout this thing we share...
Jd: ... And he tenderly replies.
Turk: It's guy love...
Jd & Turk: ... Between two guys.
Turk: We're closer than the average man and wife.
Jd: That's why our matching bracelets say Turk and J. D.
Turk: You know I'll stick by you for the rest of my life...
Jd: You're the only man who's ever been inside of me!
Turk: Whoa whoa! I just took out his appendix.
Jd: There's no need, to clarify...
Turk: Oh no?
Jd: Just let it grow more and more each day.
It's like I've married my best friend...
Turk: But in a totally manly way!
Jd & Turk: Let's go!
It's guy love, don't compromise,
The feeling of some other guy.
Holding up your heart into the sky.
Jd: I'll be there to care through all the lows.
Turk: I'll be there to share the highs.
Jd & Turk: It's guy love, between two guys.
Jd: And when I say, "I love you, Turk,",
It's not what it implies.
Jd & Turk: It's guy love
Jd: No hands.