I've met a lot of gentlemen
And a few ladies too
They look so kind but arrogant
Until they turn their back on you
They're lucky to have all 5 fingers on both hand
Lucky to get hot and cold water on demand
Like single cells thrash around until they merge
They're going straight, head up, uncircumcised
I am a rough ball of twine
I am a naughty Peter Pan
I am the bad friend, when you're down
I am nowhere to be found
I feel like Elvis in Acapulco
Wrapping myself in rainbows
I don't want the world to know about the non-burned pages
That remain in the fireplace
I've met a lot of gentlemen
And a few ladies too
They look so kind but arrogant
Until they turn their back on you
Lucky to have all 5 fingers on both hand
Lucky to get hot and cold water on demand
Like single cells thrash around until they merge
They're going straight, head up, uncircumcised