He turns me on, with his pink thong.
He's a morphoditic rose who loves his big fat toes.
He's hott and Italian just like my stallion.
He's an overweight sexy beast, who loves to feast.
(Chorus)
[He's] Fat Fabio, [clap], Fat Fabio, [clap], Fat Fabio.
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, [clap x 2]
[He's] Fat Fabio, [clap], Fat Fabio, [clap], Fat Fabio.
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, [clap x 2]
His favorite food is meatballs.
And he likes to play with his dolls.
His favorite hobby is waxing men's chests,
'cause some of them look like rat's nests.
His favorite color is black,
he says "black is back!"
(Chorus x 2)
Fat Fabio is the coolest person in the world.
So don't fool, don't fool, don't fool with the cool,
'cause the cool don't fool.
Fat Fabio is the best.
So don't mess, don't mess, don't mess with the best,
'cause the best don't mess.
(Chorus x 2)
