So ya thought ya might like to go to the show,
I got some bad news for you, sunshine.
That space cadet glow.
To feel the warm thrill of confusion,
Pink isn't well, he stayed back at the hotel,
And they sent us along as a surrogate band.
Are there any queers in the theater tonight?
We're gonna find out where you fans really stand.
Now there's one in the spotlight,
Get 'em up against the Wall ('Gainst The Wall)!
Get him up against the Wall ('Gainst The Wall)!
He don't look right to me,
Who let all of this riffraff into the room?
And that one looks Jewish, and that one's a coon.
There's one smoking a joint,
And another with spots!
I'd have all of them shotif I had my way