Back in 1932 in a sleazy bordello
Grandma worked her fingers to the bone
While others were baking cookies
Grandma was sellin' nookie to lonly men so they wouldn't be alone
They say she was the best lay
That's how she kept the rent paid
She's seen a lot of dick in her day
She's seen a lot of dick in her day
Miles and miles of pecker have come her way
Hey she knew'em, hell she blew'em and for 50 she'd even screw'em
Yeah she's seen a lot of dick in her day
In her day