You're such a bore (you're such a bore!)
Such a bore to me!
Why don't you go hang yourself, hang hang yourself,
Or drink your living well away?
Sing a top forty up early in the morning, drive far far away.
Take that toaster in the tub fry your brain, fry that brain
Park that car in the garage, make sure to close those doors.
Khakis and crewcuts fools and tool,
Conservative and calm [x2]