I'm gonna let beer write this song
Cause I kind of fear that I'd get it all wrong
All of those fears and all that I lack
Will all wash away with each beer I knock back
I know the Bible says that it's wrong
But I'm gonna let beer come and kinda help things along
Let beer, write this song
I said, "Beer, write me a verse."
Beer said, "Jim, you gotta drink me first."
Took a swig, looked up and said, "Go."
Beer said,"Woah, we gotta take this slow."
So I slowly drank it down
Then beer made a funny sound
After that it wasn't very too long
Before beer was writing this song
I said, "Beer, write me a hit."
Beer said, "Jim, then you better get lit."
I proceeded to pound one down
And ordered us another round
He worked and wrote away
The song was clever yet easy to play
Beer said it had a hit kinda sound
But he forgot to write it down
The next morning when I opened my eyes
My head felt twice its size
And it hurt and hurt so bad
The worst headache I've ever had
But I stumbled back to the bar
Where I left my old guitar
My guitar had gone long gone
And beer can't remember our song