We get the truck loaded with some chicken and some sheep
Ket Tacky's gonna buy himself new tires to his Jeep
I say Pigs and pork and hay on forks
That's our melody
On the market we'll be very rich one day you'll see
On the market I saw grandma' Ruth she offered me a pig
Damned scary she was very ugly looking in her wig
So I sure was in a hurry so I threw it in the truck
Then she got very mad and I said: "Who gives a fuck".
Get the truck loaded we've a long way to go
Get the truck rollin' away from Idaho
Keep the wheels movin' all the way to Walnut Grove
And I know and I know we're gonna see the money flow.
Ken Tacky had discovered that the raisin show was fake
He had bought the tires Bill had made of his gigantic snake
He said: "Snakeskin tires!" They will match up perfect with my boots.
Then Bill came running after him the big fat brute!
Father Raskenstam he offered me a chicken with two heads
I bought it as a present to my stupid uncle Fred
But the noise he made was awful so I threw him in the truck
Then he got very mad so I just kicked him in the back